available VFF@starfleetUpTo.date mission: To confront the supermarket's manager
Please have a look at https://vprs-unlimited.synthesis.agency to be up to date with our vegan CI. To do: If you click on the pyramid as the rank of a CEO Admiral, you will be redirected to a interview with the Galaxya Pimpress Greta Thunberg, his collective spiritual dignity of the eternal void Dalei Lama von Borg and several specialists from the engineering and scientific departments of Starfleet promoting interspeciesitic friendship and simul progress for all the polyverses... In the following now a suggestion on how to qualify as starfleetUpTo.date member or get promoted respectively about provisionary engagements which will qualify you to join a famous Vegan's array respecytively initialize your own and additionally earn some money with the editional advantage to proove, optimize and train your rhetoric convince-skills.:
required mission equippment:
required features to have or to claim:
- eloquence ...
- compassionating empathic appel...
- who does not convince anything else (neither compassion nor perspective change) to join our noble ideals and modi operandi than a resolte arrogance of a brave new vegan elitist oligarchy movement revolting to the top of society they need to belong to in order to not be supressed and underpriviledged, we have no other choice than to treat them resolute arrogantly that way! ...
222 Euro of 888 Euro for you in case of each successful conversion (the other profit of the arrangement will be contributed as following 222 Euro for the Vegan for Futer organisation, 222 Euro for the Vegan Black Block and further 222 Euro for Check's promo Labs @ starfleetUpTo.date!)
Here now the detailed provisonally mission instructions screen real live or love 1st person frontal argumentation lesson play suggestions and instructions, you may need to alternate spontaniously in order to achieve the mission goal.
Establish a Commando Team. Consider, if available, costumes to increase the public effect and to increase the ammount of conversions. From nerdy Ghostbusters till naughty, nerdy nutty pimp style, animal costumes or P.V.C.T.F.C.D. Cyguard Security battle suits or what you think fits the purpose the best. Switch on the cam and infiltrate the super market location like la viva loca vega...
*You snapping yourself a carnivore product proven comming from slaughtered animals and move to the cash register*
You (*on your way*): "Promo... common synthetical vegan action... flotilla veganetia in fire range and ready to support... prepare for assimilation... (...)"
The Cashier: "Immediately leave the house or I'll call the security and the police. Furthermore I give you a house ban for life-time!"
You: "You could belong and profit from these young deeply loyal ambitoned idealistic elitist revolting themselvers on top of society and we offer you the chance to join... clear your mind... agree to call your superior and be out of accussation and you will enjoy political and constituitional amnesty and will not be focused and persecuted by our law enforcement in this matter... I have an exciting promotional suggestion to that person, which could solve the situation for all participants satisfactory and even must have a marketing, image and reputation advantage for your company and your carrier. If you do not accept this step the negotiation ultimatum is over and we will declare war at all media against you and your company ith all the resulting effect of reputation and loss of costomer's comfort. I want to advice you to agree to the first and recommended best choice in order to prevent damage to your company and you...!!!"
The Cashier: "You trampel in our serious warehouse here, treat me like a criminal and attempting to blackmail a mighty company with world's wide branches! Leave now or I will really call the police and it will have very unpleasent consequences for you!"
Manager: "Is there any problem?"
The Cashier: "This terrorists just marched in here, treatend me and ..."
You: "Please excuse any inconvenience in the same degree of expression your reactive mind which never learned it differently nor had a motive to change instead these seems so uncomfortable claim of idealists against your illusinary and measured crown of creation entitlement and let me give you a for you obviously more convincing motivation within the bandwidth of promotion and marketing! So you have the choice to decide for a CEO Admiral membership at starfleetUpTo.date by investing 888 Euro and additional will receive a 0 cost voucher for 6 promo videos about the relation of your company, Veganism, the polyverse, love, sex or whatever fits the frame and we will realize that for you.
The alternative is that we approve within our seems so fictional starfleetUpTo.date live role play and will announce according to our primary opinion the actual enforcing mind over matter perspective-change with slaughtered animals against you and furthermore announce and contribute our opinion of our appropriation-estimation for active psychokinesis against you so you will fear for your naked existence for dieing and die for fearing for your naked existence in turn..."
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